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UN worker dies from unknown causes after bullet-sized holes appear in window
Israel finishes fifth after Eurovision organisers punish all who opposed genocide
Republicans trying to impeach "Genocide Joe" for not being genocidal enough
King Charles did not invite Harry to garden party because it was "family only"
The US labels hip-hop artist Macklemore a terrorist organisation
Israel insists it has a right to defend itself from ceasefire agreements
Israel rejects ceasefire due to concerns Hamas would release hostages
Woman sacked from radio station for telling truth about Israel
Israel blackmails ICC with threat to cancel ceasefire it never offered
US police capture Hamas leader at university
American university students arrested for embarrassing Israel
World stunned as Israel fails to evidence the thing it made up
Sunak has a solution to our problems: a war on disabled people
The US has decided only Israel can ratify Palestinian statehood
New York Times confirms it does not count Palestinians as humans
Genocidal state that bombed embassy is victim of unprovoked attack
Iran plotting unprovoked attack on country that bombed its embassy
Americans astonished to survive terrifying solar eclipse
World first as Tory MP involved in shocking sex scandal
Israel says it unintentionally precision-bombed three WCK vehicles
Thames Water introduces E. Coli to Thames Boat Race
Tories coincidentally received £5M from donor awarded knighthood
Julian Assange extradition delayed until US promises not to kill him
Ministers demand to know why Sunak is so bad at rigging elections
Flag shaggers furious England football shirt has a gay cross
Propagandist sacked by Israel for not lying well enough
The Princess of Wales has been replaced by a clone
Hitler and bin Laden furious about comparison to Thatcher
Patriots are traumatised by the sight of non-white leaders
BBC guest proves there is no famine in Gaza by citing... a YouTube video
Michael Gove unveils the government's list of thought criminals
House speaker fails to let Diane Abbott discuss abuse she received
Sunak unable to condemn racist because he gave him lots of money
Jordan B. Peterson makes stunning discovery that Elmo is Hamas
Theresa May is definitely not a rat abandoning a sinking ship
Government announces exciting plans for Ministry of Love
Landlord chancellor generously gives tax break to landlords
Police officer given refresher training to not stamp on people
US president Joe Biden is no longer keen on genocide
World's most moral army fires tank shells at people waiting for food
US intellectual Kid Rock clashes with Joe Rogan over genocide
MPs want to stop anti-genocide protests rather than genocide
Liz Truss says she was brought down by deep state, not lettuce
Archbishop confirms standing near Corbyn is worse than genocide
Man could be extradited to the US for telling the truth
Politicians concerned immediate ceasefire could save lives
Government won't call for ceasefire because everyone wants it to
UK in recession despite government doing everything right
Israel accidentally lied about data centre below UNRWA HQ
Israel orders Palestinians to leave Rafah for the Moon
Government selling £560bn investment for £96.79 is not corruption
The government somehow notices everyone needs a dentist
UK's greatest ever chancellor standing down as an MP
IDF bombing tents in case there are tunnels underneath them
Israel declares war on Belgium because it funded an aid agency
UK's foremost anti-racist Laurence Fox to offer anti-racism classes
Government reducing NHS queues by not letting you see a doctor
Brits hugely relieved rich woman did not endure NHS queue
Western leaders show eagerness to keep the genocide going
The ICJ cancels Israel's plans for Disney Land Gaza
Army chief announces exciting plan to start World War III
US hopes to replace worst president ever with worst president ever
The world's finest people have met in a place called Davos
Royals skip hospital queues because the winter crisis is only for plebs
UK had nothing better to spend £8M on than portrait of king
Gary Lineker's actions are much worse than genocide
Shipping lanes matter more than child amputees in Gaza
The US and UK bomb Yemen to save shipping lanes and genocide
South Africa condemned for trying to stop a genocide
Lord Cameron says Israel is and isn't committing war crimes
IDF condemns Gazan grandma for intercepting bullet with her body
Epstein and Gaza are being used to distract from the real story: aliens
Exclusive interview with Prince Andrew
Ricky Gervais was right about the Satanic paedophile ring
Prince Andrew sweated so much he drowned three corgis
War criminal Tony Blair touted to become Israel's chief ethnic cleanser