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Gammons in disarray after woman expresses unauthorised opinion
The fallout could bring down GB News
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Suella Braverman declares gay people and women aren't real refugees
She wants her title of UK's most evil person back
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Police handing in guns because they're not allowed to shoot people
This woke nonsense is going too far...
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King Charles orders family to forget about Prince Andrew's crimes
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Government explains it sadly can't fix crumbling schools
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Donald Trump puts mugshot on exciting range of merchandise
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Rupert Murdoch to finally retire at 1,006 years of age
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Russell Brand gains support from the internet's loudest weirdos
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Rupert Murdoch to finally retire at 1,006 years of age
This is a devastating blow to journalism
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Rishi Sunak vows to destroy all of humanity to win election
This is quite literally a scorched earth policy!
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Russell Brand gains support from the internet's loudest weirdos
including women's rights activist Andrew Tate...
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Theresa May breaks reality by revealing she is "woke and proud"
Society may never recover from the ontological shock
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Laura K
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Met Police upset they can no longer get away with brutality
They have to compensate their victims now...
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Laura Kuenssberg rebuts hit piece in the Byline Times
Consider this my revenge...
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Laura K
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Sunak considering putting "Chinese spy" in House of Lords
He would fit in nicely with the Russian oligarch
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